Like I don’t think I’m exaggerating – for at least twenty years and probably longer, I haven’t seen anything of these two apparently lovable characters and their apparently considerable catalogue of funny shorts, TV series, comic books and other media.

So recently I saw, for the first time in decades, a piece of media involving Disney’s animated chipmunks, uh, Chip and Dale (or ‘n Dale, if you’re into that sort of thing). 1: A short review of a children’s movie, I promise